hahahaha... THIS (click here) is good sH1T! hahaha...
Its called the PCR song. (Polymerase Chain Reaction).
Got this from yvonne meimei's blog and i was HIGHLY amused by it *hearts* *hearts* hahaha...
here it goes:
The PCR Song
There was a time when to amplify DNA,
You had to grow tons and tons of tiny cells.
Then along came a guy named Dr. Kary Mullis,
Said you can amplify in vitro just as well.
Just mix your template with a buffer and some primers,
Nucleotides and polymerases, too.
Denaturing, annealing, and extending.
Well it’s amazing what heating and cooling and heating will do.
PCR, when you need to detect mutations.
PCR, when you need to recombine.
PCR, when you need to find out who the daddy is.
PCR, when you need to solve a crime.
haha this is really funny. LoL. Btw PCR is covered during our serology lab practical, which is used to culture viruses for the ELISA test. Covered in brief detail only so not sure how it works though heh heh...
Anyway... moving on to some of the things that dear Karen, (aka genius) didnt understand. haha...
Before that,
Equipments
Head: Graduation Hat (intelligence +4)
Body: Scholarly Robe (defense +13, intelligence +18)
Leg: (unequipped)
Accessory1: Cape of Knowledge (intelligence +10)
Accessory2: Wisdom Ring (intelligence +5)
hahaha... chaoji gamer.
50 silly things Karen didnt understand and seek the Wisdom of Drew
#1 why guys wear skinny jeans. especially not tall guys
cuz they have no balls
#2 why i wear skinny jeans
because u are so small normal jeans will just looks baggy for u
#3 why singaporeans dress so similarly
Sings: *one people, one nation, ooooneee singapore*
#4: why singaporeans still wear leggings
not that i can relate.
#5 why they dont choose tights
apparently the skinny guys in #1 should just donate theirs to these ppl. tsk then the world has onle less stupid qn from karen.
#6 lacy/ribbon leggings
It flutters gracefully along with their thigh fats after every step they take.
#7 why they stare at me when i wear my maroon/blue tights
Maybe its just you being short and everybody is kinda amused by it while trying to stifle a laughter so ended up looking like O.O
#8 why is it that there is always no my size when its the shoes i like.
check out the kids departmental store
#9 women who likes to show off her belly fat by wearing short tee
eww... *imagines*
#10 prints t-shirt that guys wear and make them look like ah bengs
if not how ahbengs identify themselves? wear carebear t shirt?
#11 salted popcorn
diabetics cant eat the caramel ones
#12 lousy movies that people still watch
maybe we should put a [Lousy] label along with such movies so they wun watch it
#13 people who laugh at me coz i'm short
i dun really understand why u dun understand this. hahahha...
#14 why i laugh at myself that i'm short
ok... this one is spastic.
#15 thongs for old(and fat) women
so the old (and fat) men have something along their standard
#16 lousy chinese pop
so that the nice ones can REALLY stand out.
#17 taiwan idol drama
give old aunties (fel?) some source of entertainment
#18 garlic
keep vampires away :D
#19 stupid people who keep adding me in facebook
they need someone they can relate to hahahaha...
#20 guys wearing jeans so low, showing off their ass cracks
if girls can show their cleavage, so can we. (not tt i do it)
#21 Atkins diet
wads this???
#22 clubbing
shake ur bon bons
#23 body piercing
make ppl like me to always have the urge to yank it out. grrr
#24 why cant we download free music when we cant afford the cds
caaaan! just dun get caught
#25 hollywood horror films
damn scary *shivers*
#26 why some people dont eat chocolate
not everyone as rich as u can
#27 why i'm so fair
come here la den i show u THE SUN. come back confirm not-so-fair
#28 why people smoke
act cool
#29 why people go candy empire when its over-priced
the same reason why u always love to go candy empire
#30 why i go candy empire
okay ... how am i supposed to know this one
#31 why asians dye their hair blond looking like a poor nourished person
angmoh wannabes. *sigh*
#32 photoshop
this is damn useful la, can. wanna see the things i can do to ur pics? haha
#33 china people who talk so damn annonying loudly in public
wo men shee hwan khe phu khe yeee yaaa?
#34 purple contact lens
my FAV colour.... *loves*
#35 three-quarters jeans / leggings
u seem to have alot of qns abt leggings.
#36 emo people
testosteronal overload
#37 the emo haircut
something to match their b1tChieness
#38 crocs
apparently they are comfortable
#39 crocs with socks
okay this one IS weird
#40 starbucks
this is GOOD! i love it. start to love it too la
#41 Pink
its part of the universal colour spectrum. u get it when u mix red and white.
#42 how cindy tey get into malaysian dreamgirl
act cute her way thru
#43 how ppl eat potato chips that are not Kettle/Red Rock/ Mark & Spencers
put chips in mouth, cruch, SWALLOW. repeat cycle
#44 Mayonnaise
this is a yellow condiment that u can use on ur hot dogs. awesome little thing
#45 peple who dont listen to Eason and Joey 'cause they are freaking good.
Britney spears better!
#46 People who think earrings cant be changed
got such ppl mehz
#47 coconut chocolate
eeee wads this
#48 Indian music
and coconut trees
#49 Why am i doing this when i'm supposed to study
=.=
#50 Why am i still doing this
how the heck am i supposed to know... so that ppl like me HAVE to answer them rawr!
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