haha really nervous now. *nervous nervous nervous*
my poly colleagues told me juz relax haha... but the jc colleagues made me even more nervous lol. Talk abt wad if they fail lah, talk abt how they are scared of gp lah.
Goodness...
Guiliang and xtine coming soon omg omg yay! haha...
chatted with gl after a looong time apart :D
re: gl's fewlings
me: results coming in 2 days time
me: are u nervous
gl: hmmm
gl: good qn
haha... the sheer bochapness astounds me.
re: gl's life
me: so...
me: firstly HOW ARE YOU
me: secondly WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
me: thirdly WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
me: ok start answering
gl: ....
gl: fine
gl: nth
gl: dunno
me: nice life :D
haha damn funny sia... long time nvr listen to gl's crap.
*sigh* the memories....
Anyway talked with zhar on the phone juz now...
abt how he went NUH in police uniform... waited 2 hrs... small size... wave at wrong car... people pointing... singapore not safe anymore... bla bla
haha... LOL
den he described to me the 3 nightmares he had abt me... and how i died. I thought it was quite amusing, so...
1. i got a bloody fever and he fed me panadol. den i was allergic to it, died and came back haunting him
2. he went Lt4 to play piano, pressed a few keys and realised the notes are off, so went to check the inside and found me bleeding inside...
3. i was eating with him at tampines mall. Then i choked on a fork, my other hand holding a piece of chicken. Apparently i put the wrong hand into my mouth... so i ran around tapping random ppl and pointing to the fork in my mouth. no one helped den i collapsed in front of ToysR'Us and died... =.=
haha third one damn funny. but if the subject is me... haha. no way! i want to die in more glorious way :D dat one so spastic...
hmm looking forward to tmr. probably gonna be a night outing with 14o5 again haha... so fun! since most probly we can't slp at home, so might as well stay up late :D
Anyway, gotta slp soon, tmr a man gotta work. haha!
nitez
haha its been a long time since i blogged. but nothing much to blog abt nowadays oso haha...
Anyway chinese new year was fun. My cousins came over and we played arnd and drove my grandparents insane haha...
Younger cousins are fascinated by their ongoing puberty that they keep on discussing and comparing their progress with one another haha... Being the experienced korkor i am, it is my honor and duty to share some errhmm... wise words :D yes?
justin came over my house oso haha... long time since i seen him. botak and slimmer after all the commando training. So i asked him how was ns.
justin: *cough cough* its was fun *wheeze*
oh well. haha... I had the intention of joining ns, but becoz of my hearing impairment i guesss they wld put me in pes C and become a noble clerk for 2 years, so no point. sianz
second day cny dinner my big family, 23 of us, went UOB center for dinner at the 68th floor restaurant nice scenery up there. then walked arnd boat quay together. haha...
the world in the daylight... beautiful?
fireworks at night haha... beautiful !
Tuesday went out to bai bai izhar haha... we watched epic movie, which is damn spastic. It was rated one pathetic star dammit. shld have seen the ratings b4 we watched.
Den had steamboat with my work colleagues at marina bay. haha... damn fun eating together while getting barraged by oil spouts and squealing (in pain) to the moon. Then we played pool at some ulu place nearby hahax...
haha yesterday work juz got more interesting. Now there are poly students joining us for internship. and mostly guys :D haha so i wun feel outnumbered anymore. now 11 guys and 11 girls. Equality yay! finally
But poor thing they got paid only $440 for 7 weeks. Free labour!
mmm everytime xtine got into online conversations she will get HIGH WITH ALL THE CAPS. Then everybody follows haha...
yaya's goodbye is always very happening. She wun ever leave peacefully. me and rara will always end up =.="
haha... enough said. Gotta slp well!
so proud of myself haha... after doing this for abt 3 nights, finally made it yay!
when i buy it...
starting, its juz sheets of plastic
halfway through.... 
done! yay...
with swords...
took some funny poses oso... starring:
the chicken dance
the mad dance
camera shy. awww....
haha... damn nice. Took damn long to build and highlight it. But the models in the shop are damn nice lah. They used airspray. And the spray itself costs $300++
saw this cute motorbike oso (ignore the maid riding it)
well looks ordinary to me, but when somone asked for the price, i got a shock of my life. The shopkeeper said "dun be shocked. Its 4 digits"
everyone wtfed.
Haha... he said the parts inside are all real, juz like real motorbike. Sounds reasonable.
juz helped alison make her blog haha... i kinda like the design now, so... i am jealous :(
oh and went to see christine on sat. haha... hanged arnd with her scholar friends. Damn kewl lah scholars. They like know everything and talk everything. Anyway, its me, xtine, vril and scholar friends. haha... xtine's family is cool. her mum same hair colour as me :D
looking blurrrr... gong faced :D
oh and supposed to meet zhar after that, but waited and called for so long. I was damn scared smth happened to him. well indeed he did. He fainted and got sent to ttsh. wallet got robbed oso. But at least he's okay. Happens alot of times to him. He was tellng me how sway he was lah, and well.. i had to agree.
LOOKING FORWARD TO 15FEB. why?
1. three movies coming out: ghostrider, epic movie and that singapore jackneo movie.
2. naruto fillers end! season 2 coming out. FINALLY!!!
3. Likai's birthday
4. Total Defence Day
5. Day after vDay
5. PAYROLL :D
haha... yeah. Anyway now work is nice. At least the boss dun show up much. Haha... So wun feel pissed seeing his face. But the last time he saw me he praised me for my good sales. Well heck that hypocrite. Nice to us only when he got good sales.
Haha... but i looove the company there. Cool people, nice food, gay manager. Okay lah. haha...
Nothing more i can ask for. maybe next time boss appears, he shld juz evaporate.
well i kinda like the title haha... yup
3Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the ressurection of Jesus Christ from the dead, 4and into an inheritance that can never perish, spoil or fade - kept in heaven for you, 5who through faith are shielded by God's power until the coming of the salvation that is ready to be revealed in the last time. 6In this you greatly rejoice, though now a little while you may have had to suffer grief in all kinds of trials. ...
8Though you have not seen him now, you believe in him and are filled with an inexpressible and glorious joy, 9for you are receiving the goal of your faith, the salvation of your souls.
Yeah sometimes life might be hard, full of trials and stuff. But you should just have faith, and dun give up hoping. Soon, things will work out for you haha...
God will make a way, when there seems to be no way
He works in ways we cannot see,
He will make a way for me.
He will be my guide, hold me closely to His side.
With love and strength for each new day,
He will make a way.
Yup that's the song that always comforts me whenever i feel lost and dunno what to do. Sometimes things wun work out the way you want it to but dun be discouraged haha... have faith!
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mmm i went to aj yesterday to collect my sgc but ohwell the staff just left. so while waiting for izhar, i just toured round the school and reminisce old days haha... yeah the canteen's changed. the stalls are now tiled with marble or granite i'm not sure, but it looks super clean now :D
Took lots of pics at school until zhar came 1h++ later. damn late sia.
Then took a bus all the way to tampines. journey super long.
are we there yet? what about now? then what about now?
haha... spastics!
Went to century square to collect my pay for my previous job, then went down to DBS to cash in, but the staff closed the door on me and gave me the >:D face. damn evil sia. IF only zhar could have walked faster.
Anyway we caught this most STUCKUP movie EVER! 'adrift' we were fascinated by the movie poster, which shows a hand down deep in the blue water. then we were like woooo o.O aahhh :D *oogles* *drools* so we stupidly bought the tickets.
okay the movie is abt 1h25min so I can roughly tell u what the movie is about.
starring: the most fuckedup friends EVER. 3 couples
problem: they jumped off their yatch to swim but forgot to lower the bloody ladders
mission: get back up on the yatch. possibly with LOTS of drama.
well that basically summarises the whole entire movie. In the end only 2 people managed to go up. The rest died in the lamest way ever.
first they tried to jump up the edge of the yatch but could't reach it. fine enough. Then they tried to reach for the american flag hanging off the hull, but it TORE! Another yatch drove by, so they waved frantically, but the people in the yatch were partying, so they happily waved back and smiled. dumb!
okay, one guy suddenly got smart and has an idea. The rest just wowed. So they decided to make a rope out of bras and underwear and that american flag. ok, so they fling it up the boat and, of all people, the most muscular guy went up instead of asking the lightest girls. So the thing tore. Everybody got emo and bitched around. yay!
Now is the part where the people start dying. mmm... one guy dropped his metal knife, so he dived to retrieve it. He got lucky and caught it, but he dived too deep and ran out of air. So he tried to surface asap, but he got too excited and swam up too fast. He hit the yatch on the head and got himself freakin' concussed. brainless toot.
another girl got too cold. So, oestrogen aside, she pmsed and bitched. She got dramatic and so everyone ignored her. She boohooed and drowned in the end =.=
Another dude felt pissed, so he used the knife and stabbed the yatch to bring himself up. But the owner felt the ladderless yatch was too precious, and tried to stop him. In the fight, he accidentally drove the knife into the dude's chest. wonderful! so the rest tried to stop the bleeding with the american flag and the bras. but he died in the end, so his emo gf released him into the sea, along with the flag and underwears.
izhar: in honour of America
izhar: and the bras
everybody rofl-es
okay now the gf decided to be strong, but sadly got too confident that she decided to shwim to the shore. But the thing is there is no land to be seen. SO we nvr got to hear from the poor girl again.
It started to rain, and the concussed guy got too cold and died.
Okay, so a girl and a guy left. They did the most obvious thing they shld have done looong ago. He pushed her up! yeah man! Obviously their teamwork sucked, but wellohwell, things happen.
Both survived.
~ End of story ~
Well wow. Me n zhar were like thinking whether we could direct better movies. Maybe another couples trapped in swimming pools with no stairs. Or maybe trapped in an apartment with no stairs. Then blackout. The THRILL!!!
ok man i shall stop being sarcastic haha...
on a happier note, me xtine and rara has planned something nice : D haha... can't wait to work upon it.
we had a damn funny convo haha...
re: fel n exam papers
xtine: where is fel?
xtine: i wan to know how many people failed her exam papers
me: she could be like clement ong
me: FAIL EVERYONE AND PASS A FEW TO AVOID SUSPICION
vril: sounds really true in a way
vril: isn't that what happens all the time
re: guiliang's secret
me: this is stuff between men
me: aiyah girls wun understand one lah
xtine & vril: *insulted*
xtine: we're the more understanding gender!
xtine: according to bbcm 18% of men suffer from erectile dysfunction
me: the remaining 82% believes girls are the most unpredictable breed of homosapien
myra: hahaz. u sound as tho guiliang is gg for a sex change or smth
everybody: ....... *leaves fall*
everybody: ....... *wind blows*
haha guiliang's secret sounds damn funny. In a way its like Victoria's Secret, except that its... umm... something else. haha...
re: coconuts
myra: drew what have you been doing nowadays
me: i'm eating coconut now
me: so u can roughly guess what i have been doing nowadays
myra: sell coconut?
vril: at east coast market?
me: i have to wear a 'shirt' weaved in coconut shells
me: plus a coconut bra
myra: wow... supercool
re: picnic
myra: one day we go picnic wan anot. da bao our lunch.
me: go roadside and picnic?
myra: yeah! go anderson bridge
me: and enjoy the refreshing carbon monoxide
vril: yeah! carbon monoxide rockz
vril: early death rockz
myra: den dun need to work lorh :D
me: and can sleep everyday lorh
re: moth
me: shit
me: a moth flew into my room
vril: nice moth
me: ok talk to u later when i chased the moth away
mel: scared it might rape me
haha we damn crazy sia haha...
work is nice. people there fun to be with, my manager's cute, but someone has to make it so unbearable.
Friday something terrible happened between me n boss. But my fren (shall not reveal too much) told me secretly "dun worry! alot of people are helping you now" and indeed i avoided trouble
Thank God i have such nice friends. enuff said
And the floor in jakarta is damn bad. My relatives have to evacuate. My aunt said the water is up till the neck there. At least my house is spared since its on higher grounds, so some of my relatives stayed there. But still, there's blackout and all. Can't go out anywhere since the roads closed, and food is sparse.
Its predicted that the flood will not recede anytime soon, and diseases might arise. Lots of houses destroyed by the current from overflowing rivers coming from mountains. 12 died so far.
If its gonna rain again, i think the condition will get worse.
pls pray for these people.
haha yest was damn fun. sent mel off to airport since she is flying off to australia to study. was one of the earliest to turn up. I thought there's only arnd 10 ppl going. but more than 30 actually turned up haha....
and mel's going with 3 frenz, each with the same number of supporters. so do the math, (4X30) haha that's more than 100 turned up to send them off... wooo. celebrities.
We did something nice. haha... we surrounded her and sang a nice nice song for her. In the end some girls cried lah. but the men remained strong :D
She's a damn nice person lah. Talks a lot and damn funny oso. haha... (imagine kchan) yeah. She's in my bible study class mah, so yup. gonna miss her much.
anyway, yah. promised to blog abt my work. OK. starting from the day i came back from indonesia. yup. hereitgoesandbraceyourselfforintensiveranting...
*inhales*
yah actually at first i was not supposed to come back singapore in the first place. Planning to go back only during cny. But yah some uni stuff have to cock up and they sent me an email to get ready some of the documents. In the end, yah i have to rush back to singapore. nvr told anyone i'm back cuz i'm super busy. and i only booked the flight ticket the night before so its kinda rushed.
Then in singapore took me 3 days to complete my uni application stuff... mmhmm then i was planning to go back indo again but in the meantime go out wif frenz lah. but darren called and offered me this job with him and marcus haha... so why not? since i got free time and i want to work with them.
The job turned out to be alumpofshit. yah. Basically its promoting a fitness console that is priced at $342. And its a console with a wireless dance mat and boxing glove lah. SO yah i'm supposed to be a promoter in a way. BUT i have to run, jump, dance, squat ,and demonstrate aerobics. somemore i have to follow the corny guy on the screen with the corny music.
At first it should be the 3 of us working lah, but in the end the manager split us up and i have to go all the way to Tampines. And pay is freaking low.
So, quit on the 3rd day. jobless again D:
Good thing is: i lost some kg :D weee!
yah. then next day i talked to owyang online and he says he got lobang. wee... so me n darren n marcuz went for the work larh. In the end yup we got the job. sad marcuz dunwan cuz he cannot work so long cuz of ns. yup so its me n owyang and darren haha...
The work totally ROCKZ man haha... first week i dun feel pressured at all lorh. Everything was damn nice lah. I love the place i love the working hours i love the environment and the pay's nice oso. But salary is the least of my concerns lah i care more abt the experience haha...
Anyway the pay is $6/h and there's comission. (no cpf hahaha) and sales not bad oso. Each day i sell average of 7 or 8 lah. But recently there's more becoz i said something jian,
usually its something like...
me: *intro*
me: currently we are having a credit card promotion
customer: wtf
me: so are u interested in applyi...
customer: ta ma de... I DUN WAN. *click*
no i did some correction to my script
me: *intro*
me: currently the bank has invited you to sign up for our credit card
customer: :D
me: so we had specially lowered down the criteria for you so that you can be one of our precious customers. The offer will not be for long
customer: *happy*
ya so in the end i got more sales lorh haha... Anyway promotion now is the platinum card. Now requirement is the same as the most basic card. haha...
Last time income requirement was 70K per year, now it has been dropped to 30K per year. haha damn good to sell lah. somemore no contract period and its one-year free. And any supplementary card would be free for life. So damn nice lah.
There's still others like Signature card, lady's card, lady's platinum etc etc haha... In total UOB got 16 credit cards. yup! haha
got once i was like "would you like to consider for lady's card, sir?" then he went wtf
but the thing that i enjoy abt this job is the people there haha... there is a bunch of damn nice people lorh. Lunch time 12 of us would always eat lunch together. 9 girls and 3 guys. yup! Its like reliving jc days haha... damn fun. shall post the pics we took some other time.
N my manager is like the cutest and best haha. sometimes he would massage me while i was calling a customer lorh. And when someone got scolded by customer, he went like
"you feel sad, you feel like crying, you need someone to hug badly, come and find me :D"
Some customers are damn nice oso we can actually joke on the phone etc etc haha...
This job would be totally perfect, if not for the boss lah. ok shall bitch abt him some other time.
Got this stupid banking secrecy act that i am supposed to obey and sign a contract. If not kena sued then i die. Basically, another *ong but after i bitched to weisheng, he said he's worse.
yup i got so pissed with him i bitched on the phone to darren then izhar then felicia then weisheng from 8 to 11.30
haha that would make me a bitch myself but who cares.
Its not our fault that sales are low now. becoz last time its christmas period ppl juz got bonus and all happy. now cny period and people need to give hongbao away who would fucking buy a card. And the leads are used before one, those not interested then call them again. 50% wrong number and unused. Again the boss was like "i dun care wad reason i juz expect completed sales"
ok this is wrong to blog this kind of thing here and i would get vulgar if this continues lah but anyway, some of us would consider like ba-gong if he still kaopeh us. And one girl said lets find a job together and quit this one.
Usually he nvr appear one lah but the last 2 days he was keeping a close watch on all the customers. And every hour he would like come to us and ask how many sales we got. And if we got no improvement he would like give the face and kaopeh somemore.
All in all one factor can really affect the vibe so much. Seriously one experienced telemarketer oso talked to me in the toilet, said he liddat push us so much now everyone's morale very low. And that person is quitting aft cny.
See if after cny boss happy happy come back work then staff all gone. hah >:D
yah hope that he dun find this blog lah. Even if he do i nvr said his name or done anything wrong that might get me into trouble.
Shall blog again next time haha gt sleep
